My stories as a professional journalist, organized thematically. I promise the obnoxious ads are not my fault. Entries are arranged in no particular order.

File under: Magazine articles
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File under: I promise I don’t write the headlines

File under: Cataloging the miserable death of the North American Midwest

File under: Threat level red

File under: What is actually destroying America

File under: I swear I am not making this up

File under: Well aren’t YOU looking gubernatorial?

File under: Blog posts they didn’t delete when I quit

File under: The places in between

File under: Don’t write about dogs unless you want an inbox full of stupid, if well-meaning, missives

File under: Shadows and dust